~Lucius and Gibeon in purgatory or whatever~
Gibeon: So did Zygarde... show you *everything*?
Lucius: Well, uh, not everything, but... I do know how you feel about me. Sorry.
Gibe: Ah. Right.
Luci: I never thought you'd be jealous of Rystal...
Gibe: It's pathetic, admittedly. I could tell the two of you fancied each other from the moment I met you. It wasn't my place to feel anything, but... I did. And I regret it.
Luci: Hey, these things happen! Honestly, I feel bad that I never noticed.
Gibe: Why would you have? You were focused on her.
Luci: Oh... Wait a second.
Gibe: You look like you want to ask me a stupid question :|
Luci: So, like, when you say you were jealous of Rystal...
Gibe: Yes?
Luci: Does that mean that when you figured out she was pregnant, you wished *you* were pregnant instead?
Gibe: ...
Gibe: How in the world does your mind work, Lucius?
Luci: Sorry lol
Gibe: To answer your incredibly ridiculous question: no. Not really. Perhaps for a second, but... that would be illogical. I am unable to become pregnant, for starters. And it's not like we had a relationship, either.
Luci: So you're saying... you've thought about me impregnating you?
Gibe: ...Have YOU thought about impregnating me?
Luci: Uhh only just now. Maybe.
Gibe: *Sigh* When we reunite with Rystal, I'm telling her :|
Luci: NO PLEASE DON'T--
Gibe: It's a joke. Relax.
Luci: Ahaha... Anyway, speaking of Rystal... Shall we go?
Gibe: Yes, let's end this ludicrous conversation already
Luci: Hey, maybe in our next lives, you'll be able to get pregnant :)
Gibe: What? No. You're still going to be with her. Don't involve me in your fantasies -_-
Luci: It's a joke lol
Gibe: ...We should go >_>
Luci: Yeah. See you soon, Gibeon!
Gibe: You too, Lucius... And, thank you. For everything. Except this last discussion.
Luci: I-- no, *we'll* be waiting for you, okay? So that we can go on another adventure together
Gibe: Right...
~A long time later, when Lucius, Rystal and Gibeon have reunited in their new lives~
Gibe: By the way, Rystal, there's something I want to tell you about.
Rys: Oh? Is this something else about our past lives you keep mentioning?
Gibe: Yes. It's about a conversation Lucius and I had.
Rys: ...Go on.
Gibe: He told me once that he had thought about him impregnating me :|
Rys: [*Facepalms*] What the fuck-- Okay, now I *know* you're telling the truth. There's no way you'd make something like that up about him. Good god.
Gibe: I've told you many times... I remember our journey together...
Rys: That apparently included really weird fantasies?
Gibe: It was only ever a fantasy. And, to be fair to Lucius, he admitted it while we were waiting to move into this life, so...
Rys: Like, in purgatory?
Gibe: I suppose that's one word for it.
Rys: What the hell? What even prompted that?
Gibe: He asked me if I was jealous when you got pregnant. Since I was the one who first figured out what was going on with you.
Rys: Er, why'd he even ask *that* question?
Gibe: It's a long story, but... he found out, through a third party, that I fancied him. We didn't get the chance to discuss it before then.
Rys: And his first thought was that you might have been jealous of me getting pregnant?
Gibe: Yes. Somehow.
Rys: So he's always been like this, then. That's a relief, lol
Gibe: ...Are you not going to question me?
Rys: About what?
Gibe: About fancying him.
Rys: I mean, why would I? I don't know what kind of friendship the two of you had all the way back then, but if we're talking about right now... you feel the same, don't you?
Gibe: ...
Gibe: You... can tell?
Rys: Yeah, duh. It's extremely obvious. But don't worry, I won't tell him anything. That wouldn't be fair to you.
Gibe: Does he... suspect it?
Rys: Uh, of course not. You know him. He's an idiot. He didn't realise last time, he's not gonna realise this time. Unless you tell him directly.
Gibe: But that wouldn't be fair to you. You're already dating...
Rys: We can work something out!
Gibe: You are NOT breaking up with him for my sake! Absolutely not!
Rys: How about, instead... you join us?
Gibe: What
Rys: We can always be together as three!
Gibe: That's... an option?
Rys: Potentially. Depending on how he feels. I wouldn't mind sharing him with you though!
Gibe: ...You're serious, right? This isn't a joke or a prank, right?
Rys: It's not. I wouldn't do that to you.
Gibe: ...I need some time to think about this.
Rys: Fair, lol. Let me know when you're ready to talk to him :)
Gibe: .......
Gibe: ...And here I thought... I wouldn't have a chance yet again...
Rys: Hey, don't worry! You're a good friend, Gibeon. I want to help you out, too. I'll give you some space for now, though. See ya! And thanks for the laugh about the whole pregnancy thing, lol
Gibe: .....
Gibe: Three people can be in a romantic relationship together? Seriously? Why was I not aware of this?
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